Fakta si BANTAL BUSUK

hahaha..
macam kelakar je kan..
okey la..
saya mengaku nih..
sesungguhnya dan bahawasanya..
saya ini memiliki bantal busuk..
ekekeke..

info ni saya amek dari note facebook kawan saya..
kenapa saya amek, sebab saya kena tagged dalam post tuh..
ahahaha~

bawah ni fakta-fakta nya..
telah pun di ubah agar selari dengan cerita saya..
time kasih ye!

Tengah sedap-sedap peluk bantal busuk yang mak saya hasilkan semenjak saya duduk di kolumpo, saya terfikir, kenapa la orang hinakan sangat bantal busuk ni?Busuk sangatkah bantal busuk sehingga orang sejak dari zaman Tok Kaduk pergi ke zaman Hang Tuah sampai zaman PM ke-6 pon masih hinakan bantal busuk ni?

Mesti ada yang cakap bantal busuk tu gelaran je.
Ok la kalau cakap gelaran.Kalau kawan-kawan korang cakap korang busuk, korang rasa terhina tak? Sebagai contoh,nama sorang mamat ni Min.. Tetiba kawan-kawan dia panggil dia "MIN BUSUK". Sebagai seorang insan, mesti rasa terhina kan?

Saya pon try la cek wikipedia la, google search la kot-kot ada fakta pasal bantal busuk. Malangnya tak da.
So saya terpaksa mewikikan bantal busuk ni sendiri.
Bagi saya la bantal busuk ni bantal yang busuk bagi orang lain tapi sangat menyenangkan bagi tuan bantal busuk.

Ciri-ciri bantal busuk :

1. Menyenangkan tuan bantal tapi memeningkan orang lain.
2. Mempunyai pelbagai bentuk TETAPI hanya tuan empunya sahaja tahu bentuk bantalnya itu.
3. Ciri-ciri lain korang fikir sendiri.
4. Sebab da orang suka bantal dia hitam(faham-faham sendiri), tak pernah basuh dan sebagainya.

Kesan-kesan ketagihan bantal busuk:

1. Susah tido kalau tak ada bantal busuk.
2. Tido tak nak pakai bantal kalau tak da bantal busuk.
3. Marah kalau orang lain pakai bantal busuk kita.
4. Bawak bantal busuk even balik kampung.

Cara-cara merawat ketagihan:

1. Berdoa banyak-banyak jela. Buang pon, tak lama lepas tu buat yang baru. Bukan susah.
2. Kahwin, dah segan dengan bini tapi dalam kes saya, dia tak kisah!

Masalah jugak bagi orang yang ketagihan bantal busuk macam saya ni. Nak pergi berjalan-jalan pun susah. Keluar kejap, asyik nak balik rumah. Paling lama tak silap aku 2 hari je saya mampu berjauhan dari bantal busuk. Pas tu mula la tak senang duduk. Rindu kat bantal busuk. Balik ke rumah hujung minggu pun masih teringat dekat bantal busuk yang di tinggalkan di hostel.

Kesimpulan: Bantal busuk saya berbentuk ikan, dan selalu di buli oleh apek yakni rakan saya di hostel, da terbang terbang ikan saya tu, siap masok dalam microwave lagi, dan yang penting, si dia tak kisah!

PiPi@sayabudakkurus™
- cerita cinta saya? next post kot, usia da na tua baru nak bercinta kan, kelaka! -

Letter After Marriage [Part 2]

Here We Go!


From Wife

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

_________________________________________________________

Lets see how IT support's Replies :

DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 and Ignore Pro 3.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Pro Edition.
Good Luck Madam!

PiPi@sayabudakkurus™ dan FreelanceModerator
- upcoming update yang saya tak berapa na pasti, 1 kisah cinta tentang dua dunia yang teramat berbeza -

Letter After Marriage [Part 1]

Copy + Paste + Share = We All Laugh!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain bout.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear?"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean 5.0 and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,Tech Support

Tolong, Ada Budak Hilang!!

Assalamualaikum dan salam 1 Malaysia..
Wahaha..

Begaya tak intro kali nih..
Ok ok..
Tamahu buang masa..
Ini ada 1 benda na bagitahu..

Nampak tajuk atas itu atau tidak..
Info ini saya dapat dari macik yuna youthsays..
Suka sangat dia ni hantar emel..
Tapi emel kali nih berunsur aktiviti bermasyarakat..
Jadi saya pun nak jugak la tolong tolong mana patut..



Kalau da baca dan paham..
Kongsi kongsi la dekat orang lain ewh..
Sama sama la kita banteras membanteras aktiviti culik menculik nih, lari lari anak dara orang nih tapon aktiviti dagang dagang orang..
Kita ni da zaman moden..
http://malaysia.youthsays.com/campaigns/43




Dea & PiPi@sayabudakkurus™
- thanks to email yahoo.com & youthsays.com -

Hari Itu

Yeay..
Saya da balik..
Balik mana..?
Balik ke dalam blog semula la..
Tasanggup la lame lame tinggalkan emotikon emotikon comey nih..

Aa..
Apa apa pon..
Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..
Hey!! Salam 1 Malaysia..



Ok ok..
Post ngan entri kali nih ade la kaitan ngan kehilangan saya beberapa hari yang lepas..
Whew~~



Penat bekerja part time..
Sambil sambil tuh jumpa kengkawan lama..
Walaupon tak di jemput secara terang terang..
Nasib baik la Incik SSR jemput..
Waa..
Teharu nih, mekaseh Incik SSR..
Jasamu ku kenang..



Maklum la da lame tajumpa kawan kawan lama..
Sikap ngan perangai masey macam dulu..
Bila la na ubah dan bertobat..
Susa na citew kat sini sebab nanti ada orang teraaaseee..



Ok ok..
Da da..
Next day pon lepak lagi..
Tapi kali nih agak privasi sikit la..
Melepak lepak bersama Incik SSR..
Na lepak ngan yang lain..
Agak susa la sebab ramai dan hampir semua tasuka ngan Incik SSR..
Berbekalkan alasan kuno, mereka kate Incik SSR nih poyo dan suka berkira..
Memang kebengongan mereka kian teserlah..
Cerita lama dan hampir 4 tahun kian berlalu..
Tahabis habis benda sama berulang ulang..
Tabosan ke woi..



Rasa na maki maki jew..
Tapi Incik SSR suh ilek ilek jew..
Tabah kate beliau..
Maka menabah hati jugew la saya ini..

Apa apa pon..
Lepak privasi bersama Incik SSR agak seronok..
Makan di restoran tepi simpang Selayang Mall itu yang mana saya lupa nama restoran ala ala western itu..
Sangat sedap dan sangat murahhh~~
Ohhoooo..



Dah la sedap dan di bawak orang..
Saya turut di belanja oleh Incik SSR..
Owh tuhan..
Trimas atas pemberian rakan se-gud enough nih..
Ahaha~



Ha aa ha..
Da da..
Sini jew..
Nanti datang singgah baca lagi yew..

p/s : tiap minggu balik, ini sangat menarik nih..

extra info : apa part time saya..? ni na bagi tahu nih, kalau ada pape masalah pada laptop ke pc ke, saya boleh tolong jika termampu, bayaran..?? erm, mungkin percuma, bergantung, tapi saya tajanji dapat turun ke tempat anda atau tidak.. jika minat, paham paham jew la kan macam mana..

Hari ini bukan hari rabu..?

Ahaha~
Assalamulaikum dan salam sejahtera buat semua..
Talupa jugew salam 1 Malaysia..
Yeay~



Aa..
Menurut perkara di atas atau di kenali sebagai tajuk atau title..
Ada la tadi perkara perkara yang berlaku di sekeliling saya..
Hampir bertekak dan terjerit jerit jugak la tadi..
10 kali cakap hari ni hari rabu pon Incik FZ x nak percaya..
Adoi..
Cakap hari pasa malam pon dia x percaya..



Mula mula ingatkan dia masey lagi mamai mamai keldai..
Tapi bila tengok balek..
Rasenyew dia nih da jage da..
Tapi apepasal la Incik FZ nih masey lagi menyebut nyebut hari ini hari selasa..



Woi~~
Bangun bangun..



Dekat nak 10 minit la jugak na yakin kan dia..
Akhirnya dia akur, selepas laptop kesayangan dia turut mengatakan yang hari ini hari rabu..



Ape la..
Hari pon boley lupew kew..
Tapi tangapew la, asalkan perut ini telah penuh di isi dengan char kuew tiow suda..
Jangan sebab tak pecaya hari ini hari rabu, perut ini lapa dah la yew..

Ahaha~
Lawak btol la Incik FZ itu..

Ha aa..
Da da..

p/s : masok kes tadi, da 2 kali da orang tak percaya hari ini hari rabu, aish susa sangat ke..??

extra info : rahsia identiti.. erm.. btol la tu kot, kadang kadang, perubahan itu harus..

"Single" = Bangga?

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..


Saya terpanggil untuk menulis entri nih selepas mendapat idea mengenai isu ini..
Bukan ape..
Ada teman yang pernah mengutarakan tentang isu ini..
Banggakah kita seandainya kita ini "single" atau dalam erti mudah, kita tidak bercinta atau memiliki sesiapa sebagai kekasih..

Sesi rakaman tersorok bersama beberapa orang sebagai testimoni:

1. eh, dia single la (lantak dia nak single ke x, jgn sibuk sibuk)
2. ko single x (ikut suka dia nak jawab macam mane)
3. x de awek/balak nak kat aku (jenis nak promote diri sendiri and bgtaw dia nih single)
4. no komen (jgn tanye dia single ke x, kang kene cepuk berakal korang)
5. single best, couple susah la (pendapat dia)
6. u nak kat i x, i solo, u? (sumpah, aku lari jauh jauh, gedik!)
7. single x syok, ade awek/balak best (tengah bahagia nih, pasti!)
8. aku hensem/lawa, smua orang nak tau (berangan la ko, perasan!)
9. saya single ke x itu rahsia (hormat dengan keputusan orang itu)
   

Benda ini da lame sebenarnya bermain dalam fikiran saya..
Harus ke isu ini di banggakan..
Cukupla sekadar menyimpan ianya sebagai rahsia atau memberitahu apabila di tanya..
Dan bukannya untuk di canang canang sebagai pengetahuan umum..
Status single yang biasa terpampang bukan la isu yang saya hendak bangunkan..
Tetapi individu yg teramat suka memberitahu yang dia adalah single/tidak berpunya adalah sesuatu yang saya rasakan terlalu "annoying"..

Maaf jika ada yang terasa..
Cuma jika rasa single/tidak berpunya..
Diam diam sudah cukup..
Tak perlu nak bagitahu 1 dunia; "Oi, saya single.."
Tak malu ke nak "promote" diri sendiri..

Saya dah letih sebenarnya tentang isu ini..
Mulut bercakap tidak berpunya..
Hakikatnya sudah berpasang pasang..
Sejujur kata tidak berpunya..
Masih di tuduh banyak teman istimewa..

Pemikiran kolot yang berturutan..
Dan entah bila akan hilang dari dunia manusia..
Sekadar bergurau mungkin tak mengapa tapi kalau dah 1 dunia di canang canangkan, rimas rimas..


Sekian untuk entri yang sebenarnya bukan diri ini yang menulis..
Cuma rasa menyampah teramat membuatkan saya sedikit hilang dari konsep dunia "blog"..

p/s : andai terasa atau tak puas hati, komen anda di galakkan..

extra info : banyak untuk di tulis, tapi ia mungkin agak keterlaluan.. entri entri terpaksa di edit berkali kali..

Grr.. (Marah)

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..
Kali nih na marah sket..
Bukan marah kat orang..
Tapi marah kat kolej dengan internet kolej..



Bukan ape..
Na connect internet pon susa taw..
Post nih pon di buat dari rumah rakan yang sudi kasik gune streamyx 2 hari je (limited woo)
Sedey la..
Na wat esemen pon susa..
Gilew senget la macam nih..
Huwaa~~



Kenapa internet kolej boleh jadi sangat bangang..
1 persoalan yang teramat susa untuk di jawab..
Semuanya gara gara corporate client nenek dia..
Huk Huk Huk..



Kat bawah nih ade sekerinsot utk korg yer..

Internet kolej yang senget..
Huh..
Da da..
Sampai sini jew..
Hi Hi Hi..

p/s : grr.. tataw na cakap ape..

extra info : sangat menyusahkan la, nanti na beli broadband..

Don't Get Addicted to Olay Online Game

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..

Rilek rilek..
Jangan semas semas..
Nanti muka da takacak sudaa~~
Hik Hik Hik..

Title entri kali nih memang macam killer..
Tapi takla killer sangat..
Bese bese je..
Entri nih sebenarnye pesanan sponsor blog sayabudakkurus nih..
Sape lagi kalau bukan..

Nuffnang~~

Bawah ni pesanan diorang..
Baca dulu..
Bagi paham paham kan dahulu..

Dear Nuffnangers,

Please DO NOT get addicted to the Olay Online Game like our female colleagues in the Nuffnang office. They have been playing the Olay Online Game every day during lunch time till the fact that they skipped their meals!! In fact, we think that the game has started to consume their minds- you can hear them typing, talking and day- dreaming about the triple vitamins only. Though we understand that the prizes they can win are very lucrative (iPhone 3G, Sony Cyber Shot Camera, Olay Whitening Products & Cash Prizes), but they have to at least eat something!

Please tell our colleagues to eat during lunch hours here.

P.S. They can still play the game after taking their lunch.

Cheers
The male employees of Nuffnang

Ha Ha Ha..
Paham tak..
Tapaham tapew..



Okie okie..
Sampai sini je..

H1N1 Makin Serius!

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..
Tergerak pula hati ni na kongsi dengan semua orang..
Berita tentang cerita kesihatan..
Ho Ho Ho..

H1N1 Situation Getting Worse

PUTRAJAYA: Malaysia has recorded its first influenza A (H1N1) related death from a local transmission, signalling a worsening of the situation in the country.

The 42-year-old man, who died on Monday, was the third death caused by the virus.

Two earlier deaths were linked to imported cases involving a 46-year-old Malaysian man who worked in Belgium, who died last Sunday and a 30-year-old Islamic finance student from Indonesia who died on July 21.

Health Minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said the third victim was reported to have died of severe pneumonia with multi-organ failure at 4.40pm on Monday after being treated for 10 days in a private hospital in Kuala Lumpur.

He said the victim had received outpatient treatment from several private clinics and hospitals since July 6 before being referred and admitted to the private hospital on July 18.

“He was diagnosed as suffering from diabetes mellitus and chest X-ray showed that he also had pneumonia,” he told a press conference yesterday.

Liow said the victim was transferred to the intensive care unit after suffering breathing difficulties and requiring a ventilator but his condition continued to deteriorate.

A throat swab taken on July 22 confirmed that the man was H1N1 positive.

“The swab was taken very late on July 22. All three victims died in the hospitals and now we’ve found out that the treatment came to them very late. I’m very concerned.”

Liow said he had directed all private clinics and hospitals to be more vigilant and to be on high alert as well as have the anti-viral drug, Tamiflu, to handle the H1N1 cases.

“Everyone must be responsible. We are already at level six. If you have flu and cough, take it seriously,” he said, adding that the death risk for those infected with H1N1 was 0.4% to 0.5%.

He advised the public to wear masks, take care of their personal hygiene and to practice social distancing if they were having sore throat and cough.

He said those with flu-like symptoms must go to the hospital and if confirmed to have the H1N1, to take Tamiflu.

Asked whether local users had suffered side-effects after taking Tamiflu as experienced by some foreign users, Liow said: “No. Not in Malaysia.

“At the early stage, the Health director-general had warned the public not to simply take Tamiflu. Take it only when you have the symptoms.”

He also said 95 new local H1N1 cases were reported yesterday making the total number thus far to 1,219.

Of the figure, 53% or 645 are local infections while 47% or 574 are imported cases.

“Local transmission cases have exceeded imported cases. Our local infections is spreading so fast throughout the country with 19 new clusters. This is a bad sign,” Liow said.

p/s : artikel d atas telah d tulis oleh Izatun Shari dari The Star online

extra info : kene beli topeng tutop muke la macam nih..

Kosong Episode Finale

Ok ok..
Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera..
Ha Ha Ha..
Title kosong lagi kan..
Mesti ramai yang da saket jiwa da tuh..
Saba saba..
Kena habiskan gak la cerita nih..
He He He..

Sekarang nih..
Da x kosong da..
Tu yang jadi episod finale tuh..
He He He..
Si dia yang menyepi pon da kembali..
Part tuh penting sikit..
Padahal bukan ade pape pon..
Hi Hi Hi..

Sekarang mase untuk hepi2 da..
Mase untuk belajar..
Mase untuk hidup..
Mase untuk update blog..
Ha Ha Ha..
Da da..
Tuh jew..

p/s : berakhir suda cerita kosong, next post ape cerita..?? rasia lorr.. lalala~~

extra info : 1 pembaharuan akan datang dalam blog sayabudakkurus.. ape dia..?? nantikan..